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Terror Group Thesea operating
in the UK!

Shaddiq - (Hammer of the voles), terrifying veteran of the 1970's
Cod War's. Rumored to have previously received funding from British
volish sources - hotly denied by the voles. His presence in the
UK clearly indicates activity by "Thesea ". It is known
that dvd's of Shaddiq's atrocities against Estonian voles have been
circulated on the internet.

Al Blubaroon - a fiery Icelandic cleric, who, in a recent sermon
he preached "no blubber but our blubber and death to all non
walrus eaters of freshwater fish - and voles. A devout codist -
he is a relatively recent convert to Thesea. Al Blubaroon lived
for five years in the town of Whitby, where it is thought he radicalised
many moderate kipperist walruses to his own warped creed.

Cafiq el Cod - known to have lead a troop of Thesea fanatics in
an attack upon Swiss voles in 1999. A master of disguise he and
his followers went unnoticed amongst the swiss populace by dressing
as swiss businessmen.

Rumsi el Fizik - a young British walrus who according to his friends
recently became very codist, scorning those who ate sprats pilcards
or herring. Analysis of his computer hard drive which was recently
taken following a raid of his former home has reveled an unhealthy
interest in atrocities against voles, quack whore ducks, and fanatical
support for Hull Kingston Rovers Rugby League club. el Fiziks parents
are at a loss to explain how he came to have fallen under Thesea's
spell - his brother commented," to be right honest with you,
this is the fault of them voles, my brother is a good walrus, its
them voles that are stirring all of this up, everyone knows that
they are behind it!"

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