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Terror Group
Thesea operating in the UK
Vole sources have been made aware that Abu Ben Walrusi - otherwise
known as Chief Blubber has been spotted in the UK. Walrusi, leader
of the shadowy terror group (Thesea) is committed to the destruction
of volekind and is quoted as saying- "All grown up walruses
hate voles - it is as natural as the rising of the sun - all voles
and their minions - especially seals are wicked, persecute them
my Brothers, where ever you may find them!"
Walrusi
and his terror group are globally dispersed at time of going to
print - although voleish sources claim that attacks are imminent
- sightings of Walrusi inspired fanatics have been reported in Hull
- where the largest cod processing plant is still located. Strict
dietary rules restrict members of Thesea to costal regions, it is
however thought that some particularly demented extremists of this
sick philosophy have become masters of disguise, partying till dawn,
making suggestive remarks to gullible members of the opposite sex
and even smoking large cigars!
Volish sources say that George Galloway has nothing to fear from
their investigations - yet.....
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